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The lovely DJ Kirby has tagged me. The dealio is I tell you 6 things about me, which just quietly is not going to be very interesting, but you might learn something, and that's the whole point, both of the tagging and this blog. So, without futher ado, in no apparent order, here are 6 things you don't know about Ms Anonymous.

1. I didn't actually want to become a teacher. Everyone always told me I was bossy I'd make a great teacher, so to spite them I tried to find something else to do. But there were forms due, there were universities to go to and after 4 years of drinking studiously applying myself I popped out a teacher.
2. The people I work with think I'm sweet and innocent and lovely. I bitch about all of them behind their backs. Hourly. They shit me.
3. Mr Anonymous and I travelled this great land we live in with a caravan called Bertha for 13 months. You know you'll either love someone for life or never want to see them again after doing something like that.
4. I have been taken home by the police 3 times... And I wasnt' naughty once! Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
5. I have dated/been in love with 3 pizza boys, a (male - just to clear that up) nurse, an army boy, a farm hand, a cop, a basketball player and a race car driver. Mr Anonymous in none of these.
6. I believe I am right. 100% of the time. My way is best and if you don't believe that then you can just fuck off find somewhere else to take your wrongness.

And just a bonus number 7: Ms Anonymous is not really all that interesting...

To share the love I hereby demand politely request that Sparx and Julz

spill their guts.