10 things I hate about you

I have had a fucktastically annoying week. Here is a brief yet not exclusive list of things that pissed me off this week.

1. The evil little bastard child son of a fellow teacher.
2. The kid who still doesn't know that the two letters 'n' and 'o' together makes the word 'no'.
3. The evil little bastard child son of a fellow teacher.
4. Working with people who believe it is healthy to compete. About everything. Ranging from who has the smartest kids to who has the dumbest and needing to win both cases. Like are you a moron? You just don't get to win both of those.
5. The evil little bastard child son of a fellow teacher.
6. The handful of kids who still don't know the alphabet even though I have done everything short of tattooing it onto their retinas.
7. The evil little bastard child son of a fellow teacher.
8. The few kids in my class who still can't write their name. Just a tip you are going to need to know at least that even to be a dole bludging blight on society. Dickhead.
9. The evil little bastard child son of a fellow teacher.
10. The fact that it is illegal to headbutt children.