- I didn't actually want to become a teacher. Everyone always told me I was bossy I'd make a great teacher, so to spite them I tried to find something else to do. But there were forms due, there were universities to go to and after 4 years of drinking studiously applying myself I popped out a teacher.
- The people I work with think I'm sweet and innocent and lovely. I bitch about all of them behind their backs. Hourly. They shit me.
- Mr Anonymous and I travelled this great land we live in with a caravan called Bertha for 13 months. You know you'll either love someone for life or never want to see them again after doing something like that.
- I have been taken home by the police 3 times... And I wasnt' naughty once! Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- I have dated/been in love with 3 pizza boys, a (male - just to clear that up) nurse, an army boy, a farm hand, a cop, a basketball player and a race car driver. Mr Anonymous in none of these.
- I believe I am right. 100% of the time. My way is best and if you don't believe that then you can just fuck off find somewhere else to take your wrongness.
And just a bonus number 7: Ms Anonymous is not really all that interesting...